Return of the Jedi was
released 30 years ago this month, and I’m reviewing a Mark Hamill movie...
could it be that Schuster at the Movies is finally getting around to reviewing
the you-know-what trilogy?
(A
bit of useless trivia: this film features both Annie Potts and the late Eugene
Roche, who respectively played recurring characters Tracy Spencer and Luther H.
Gillis on Magnum PI. Both of them
drove Tom Selleck’s famous detective a little bit batty every time they showed
up)
Synopsis: It’s 105 minutes of Luke Skywalker chasing a hideously-ugly sports car around late 1970s Las Vegas.
Blurb
From the VHS Jacket: "Mark Hamill and a red 'vette - a hot star and a hot car!"
What
Did I Learn?: It’s difficult to apologize to your
new co-worker for attacking him with a heavy chain the night before and somehow
make it sound sincere.
You
Might Like This Movie If: You've always wanted to see Mark Hamill's early work. [Holy crap - it's The Cos!]
Really?: 1) A Right-hand drive? Why in the world would anyone in North
America build a right-hand drive sports car? 2) The hooker with a heart of
gold... is there a reason why Vanessa (Potts) is so darned nice to Ken
(Hamill), even to the point of insisting he sleep with her? Come to think of
it, is there a reason he resists her charms, at first? 3) Wait – gas station
dude knows Ken is sleeping in a U-Haul on his lot, and doesn’t kick him out? 4) Was it easy to get a job in late-70s Vegas without references?
Rating: If you were a teenager in the summer of 1978 (I was six, and more
into The Muppet Show), you might appreciate Corvette Summer, but it’s about as
dopey as an episode of Welcome Back Kotter, and I can’t say that it’s a particularly
good movie. Sure, Corvette Summer has its moments (including a pretty good
chase scene near the end), and Potts and Hamill enjoy some nice chemistry (even
if Hamill has a tendency to over-act, and his character often seems like a
weirdo), but one viewing is enough for me. I cannot recommend this movie. 5/10
stars.
Would it Work for a Bad Movie Night?:
Maybe. Interestingly, a few scenes sort of mirror, or foreshadow a number of Luke Skywalker moments from the Star Wars movies, including a very brief flirtation with the Dark Side.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077372/
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