Synopsis: It’s a
Brat Pack version of West Side Story
without all the singin’ and the dancin’. [Ok,
I stole that line from an episode of Newhart].
Blurb From the VHS
Jacket: “In the shadows of Hollywood’s bright lights lies the dark and
violent underside of Los Angeles – TUFF TURF – the mean streets where Nick
Hauser (Paul Mones, ‘Streets of Fire’ and ‘Warriors’) his girlfriend Frankie
(Kim Richards, ‘Assault on Precinct 13’) and his gang, the Tuffs, reign
supreme. That is, until Morgan Hiller (James Spader, ‘Endless Love’) moves to
town.”
What Did I Learn?:
Mystery solved: It was Robert Downey Jr. who let the dogs out!!
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Movie If: You want to know why James Spader never released an album...
Really?: 1) I’m
pretty sure the film’s all-white street gang(!) would last about 15 seconds in
any confrontation with actual criminals. 2) The movie’s action sequences, such
as the gang stealing Spader’s bike in the school parking lot, or Kim Richards
jumping from table to table and doing cartwheels in a nightclub, are so
terribly timed and choreographed they defy description. 3) Not that many teens would
hit on the girlfriend of the local gang leader, let along foil a mugging.
Rating: Tuff Turf is a cheesy, nearly forgotten
teen exploitation flick featuring pre-LessThan Zero performances from Spader and Downey. While Kim Richards is fun to watch (especially when she’s oozing sexuality on the dance floor), the script
is atrocious, and the film consists of terrible scene after terrible scene. Tuff Turf is a Tough Turd to appreciate.
4.5/10 stars.
Would it Work For a
BAD MOVIE NIGHT?: My guests howled with laughter last Saturday night, so
most definitely yes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090213/
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