Revenge Movie #2 (Wow,
you don’t get more revenge-themed than a movie called “Revenge”!)
Synopsis: Men
think with their dicks, Example # 689,968,746,006.
Blurb From the VHS
Jacket: “Kevin Costner stars as Jay Cochrane, a former fighter pilot who
finds himself irresistibly drawn to the beautiful wife of an old friend. Anthony Quinn (LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, GUNS OF
NAVARONE), in a powerful performance, co-stars as the husband who reacts with
uncontrollable rage to the double betrayal.”
What Did I Learn?:
In Mexico, even the good cops are murderous vigilantes who frequent local
bordellos.
You Might Like This
Movie If: You’ll watch anything that combines Mexico with Revenge.
Really?: 1) Jay
can fly airplanes – funny how that never becomes a useful skill in this movie.
2) After beating his ex-friend senseless and forcing his wife to become a
prostitute, I had a hard time believing Tibey would still wear the leather
jacket that Jay gave him. 3) Not many men would beg the forgiveness of the dude
who ordered him to be beaten within an inch of his life. 4) Funny how the “Texan”
dies after an unexplained injury, conveniently leaving a horse trailer and car
to Jay. 5) So wait – Jay could probably bang any woman he wants in Tibey’s area
of Mexico, so what does he do? He bangs his wife, never suspecting their phone
calls might be tapped, or that Tibey’s right-hand man (who hates Jay) might be
out to get him. 6) Assuming this movie is set in 1990, when it was released,
and Jay had just spent 12 years in the Navy, that means he would have joined in
1978 or so – how did he fight the Viet Cong? 7) See What Did I Learn?
Rating: If you
enjoy watching Kevin Costner knife Mexican gangsters in the washroom, Revenge is your movie. While the film
has some memorable moments (Madeleine Stowe is extremely sexy, and Anthony
Quinn delivers a great performance), the script is incredibly contrived and not
terribly plausible in places, and the ending is a real downer. Revenge is a borderline bad movie, but I’ll
give it a passing grade. 5.5/10 stars.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100485/
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