Synopsis: It’s
just like Pulp Fiction...except the
dialogue is weak, the acting sucks, and the soundtrack consists almost entirely
of songs written-and-or-performed by Peter Allen and Evan Taylor.
Blurb From the VHS
Jacket: “Three friends, Danny, Theo and Zack, are about to commit the heist
of their lives – holding up a restaurant which they know is run by the local
mob. Their friend Franky tipped them off about a large gambling stash that was
supposed to be in the restaurant – but when the boys show up the loot isn’t
there and Tony, the Mob boss is!”
What Did I Learn?:
If you’re going to hold up a pizzeria that’s actually a mob front, for the love
of God, wear a mask, and take a piss before you leave the house.
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Movie If: You think it’s a good idea to base your independent movie on thestyle of a hyperactive lunatic with an encyclopedic knowledge of film.
Really?: 1) Apparently,
the local crime boss spends his days making pizzas in a local Italian eatery. 2)
Funny how the not-so-tough local losers (one guy’s a vegetarian, for crying out
loud!) become cold-blooded killers by the end of the movie.
Rating: In spite
of its title, For a Few Lousy Dollars
has nothing to do with Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns; instead, it’s a
tribute (some might call it a rip-off) to Quentin Tarantino’s body of work up
until the mid-1990s. Alas, FAFLD isn’t terribly clever or exciting, much of the
acting is sub-par (Judd Nelson is one of the few exceptions, and he looks
embarrassed to be there...is that why he’s listed in the credits as “Midnight
Runner”?), and the film sorely lacks Tarantino’s knack for writing true-to-life,
pop culture-influenced dialogue; the villains discuss the merits of Melrose
Place, for instance, and nobody has anything particularly interesting to say
about it. I cannot recommend this movie. 5/10 stars.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116338/
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