You may notice I have
added an additional line to this review: “Would It Work For a BAD MOVIE NIGHT?”
You’re only going to see this question in reviews of movies I can’t recommend
because I want to be fair to them: some films are absolutely God-awful, but they’re
fun God-awful (I’m looking at you, Showgirls). My friends and I have
enjoyed many an evening subjecting sub-par movies to well-deserved ridicule
over pints and pizza.
Synopsis: Foppish
weirdo with purple motorcycle pursues leather-clad starlet.
Blurb From the VHS
Jacket: “Take a richly-human story of survival and triumph, a now
soundtrack by the hottest bands around and the startling premise and musicality
of rock superstar Prince – the man who lived the music – and you’ve got what
may be in Rolling Stone’s words ‘the smartest, and most spiritually ambitious
rock-n-roll movie ever made.’”
What Did I Learn?:
Prince can’t act, even when he pretty much plays himself.
You Might Like This
Movie If: You enjoy reminiscing about living back in the day.
Really?: 1) Morris
and his idiot henchman/best buddy decide to use the word “what” as a password? 2)
I had a bit of trouble believing Appollonia would be so-forgiving-so-soon after
Prince tricks her into jumping into a lake of freezing water. 3) So
wait...Prince’s mom shoots his abusive father, and there’s later a scene of her
at his hospital bedside? How did she get out of jail, and why would anyone let
her into the hospital?
Rating: Purple Rain begins with a triumphant
performance of “Let’s Go Crazy” and then plummets downhill, fast. What a
mess...I happen to like Prince’s early music, but this film is simply
atrocious. The acting sucks (except for Morris Day of “The Time”: he’s the
funniest and least threatening on-screen villain since Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, and he easily steals
every scene he’s in), the storyline is practically non-existent, and Prince’s
character is a selfish, at-times violent (he strikes his girlfriend on two
occasions) and rather unlikeable jerk. I cannot recommend this movie. 4/10
stars.
Would It Work For a
BAD MOVIE NIGHT?: Yes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087957/
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