Michael Caine Movie
#2 (Please click the links to read my reviews of Zulu, The Man Who Would Be King, A Bridge Too Far, Swarm, California Suite, Beyond the Poseidon Adventure, Jigsaw Man, Mona Lisa, Without a Clue,
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Shiner, and Last Orders)
Synopsis: Hilarity ensues when uptight, middle-aged Brit
bangs teenaged daughter’s best friend. Wait, WTF?!
Blurb From the DVD
Jacket: “Welcome to the most exciting and sensual city in the world…. Rio
de Janeiro! … Upon arriving in exotic Rio, long-time friends Matthew (Caine)
and Victor (Joseph Bologna) and their teenage daughters (Demi Moore and
Michelle Johnson) barely unpack before this infamous pleasure spot begins to
cast its torrid spell.”
What Did I Learn?:
1) "It's only when a man is not thinking what he's doing, that you can be
sure, he's doing what he's thinking". 2) "You only live once but if
does help if you get to be young twice".
You Might Like This
Movie If: You're an older guy, and you know that 17-year old girls are nothing but trouble.
Really?: First of
all, I realize that some women dig older men, but I had a hard time believing a
hot teenaged chick would actually seduce a nerdy, suburban dad. And holy shit,
this movie is based on the premise of a man in his late-40s having sex with a
girl who’s what – 16? Or 17? She’s jailbait! It’s funny how nobody once
mentions the words: “statutory rape.”
Rating: I wanted
to like Blame It On Rio a bit more
than I did. The movie boasts some incredible scenery, a nice Brazilian
jazz soundtrack, and several good lines. It could have been an enjoyable,
laid-back comedy. Unfortunately, the entire premise of Blame It On Rio is both
highly implausible and more than a little creepy. 5.5/10 stars.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086973/?ref_=nv_sr_1
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