Salute to Television
Movie #5
This would have been
perfect for my tribute to Robert De Niro awhile ago.
Synopsis: Ever
wanted to see De Niro sleepwalk his way through a by-the-numbers buddy cop
movie with stereotypical Eurotrash villains and a pretentious “message” about
tabloid television? This is your lucky day...
Blurb From the VHS
Jacket: “Today, there are just three requirements for murder: the motive,
the means... and the media. Robert De Niro and Edward Burns pack serious heat
into this super-charged action thriller.”
What Did I Learn?:
I wouldn’t think that a shiny purple shirt would go with a brown-checked
jacket, but De Niro somehow makes it work.
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Movie If: You would gladly become famous for any reason whatsoever.
Really?: 1)
Strange how the movie is titled 15
Minutes, and it’s all about criminals trying to become infamous, yet nobody
once references Andy Warhol’s famous quotation. 2) So, is Robert Hawkins
(Kelsey Grammar) basically a decent bloke who sometimes has to be an asshole
for the sake of his job, or a despicable human being? This is never made
entirely clear, and I’d say his character is badly developed. 3) Hmm.... does
Jordy Warsaw have any other arson cases to investigate? How does a Fire
Marshall spend all of his time hanging around a homicide investigator after
their one case together is pretty much taken out of his hands? 4) You know, I’m
pretty sure that insanity pleas aren’t that easy to argue in court. 5) Wait,
what’s the point of Jordy taking Oleg hostage and driving him to some deserted
warehouse? Does he want to inflict some pain on the guy? And why does he show
up when Oleg is taken from the courtroom just to yell some lame “what about the
victims?” rhetoric? This is just bad writing.
Rating: I wouldn’t
say that 15 Minutes is a bad movie,
but it comes perilously close to becoming one for a number of reasons (see: “Synopsis” and “Really?”). Check it out only if you’re a die-hard De Niro fan, and
you want to see him spoof his own work in Taxi Driver (rehearsing lines in front of a mirror) and The King of Comedy (a celebrity who gets kidnapped, and then tied
up by a couple of petty criminals). 5.5/10 stars.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179626/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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