War Movie #6 (Hmm…this
also would have worked for my tribute to George Segal last month – he certainly picked some bad scripts!)
Synopsis: Midler
and Cann scream at each other through three different wars.
Blurb From the VHS
Jacket: “Bette Midler gives the brassiest, sassiest performance of her
career as Dixie Leonard…. A USO singer whose electrifying stage presence, and
flair for outrageous comedy, captivates troops and civilians alike.”
What Did I Learn?:
Dick jokes = guaranteed laughs.
You Might Like This
Movie If: You firmly believe Bob Hope was really, really funny.
Really?: 1) I’m
sorry, but that whole USO-show-in-a-Vietnamese-firebase scene left me shaking
my head. I’m pretty sure the US Army would never allow a performance like that
in the middle of nowhere, in a location where it can’t guarantee the safety of the
performers, and sure – I realize the soldiers have been away from home for a
long time, but I had a hard time believing one of the men would shout: “Show us your
tits!” at Dixie, when the entire company knows she’s their captain’s mom. 2)
Yeah – Dixie tells a joke about group sex on a live TV broadcast circa 1950. I’m
pretty sure that would be the end of her career right there.
Rating: As a longtime fan of James Cann (Thief was fantastic), I wanted
to like For the Boys, but it’s a bad
movie in spite of a couple of good musical numbers. What's wrong with it? Well, the story doesn't go anywhere, the dialogue
is absolutely terrible, the characters are cartoonishly-loud and never develop (in part
because everything is told through flashbacks) and the whole thing gets tedious after
the first half hour. I cannot recommend this movie. 3/10 stars.
Would It Work For a
Bad Movie Night?: No, but take a drink every time Cann and Midler get into
one of their big screaming matches.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101902/?ref_=rvi_tt
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