Synopsis: It’s
basically a cheesy, badly-written, and poorly-acted low-budget version of Escape From New York....featuring Magnum and
TC!
Blurb From the DVD
Jacket: “Magnum PI co-stars Tom Selleck and Roger Mosley team up in this
intense, action-packed drama. Following the Supreme Court decision to outlaw
the death penalty, California passes an initiative that designates San Bruno
Island as a dumping spot for first degree murderers.”
What Did I Learn?:
Apparently, it’s really, really easy to manufacture gunpowder from a few rocks
on an island.
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Movie If: You know that being trapped on an island can really bring out the worst in people.
Really?: 1) A
co-ed prison? And all of the women happen to be smokin’ hot? Well, that
explains the absence of any male-on-male rape. 2) So, why does Monk (Mosley)
and the others take orders from Bobby, who looks like he couldn’t fight his way
out of a paper bag? 3) Who exactly are
the rebels on the island, and why are they feuding with Bobby’s group? More to
the point, why are we supposed to care one way or the other about them?
Rating: As a fan
of the Magnum PI TV series, I wanted
to like Terminal Island, but it’s
just plain awful for a number of reasons (see: “Synopsis,” “Really?” and “What
Did I Learn?”), and imagine my surprise when I discovered that Selleck and
Mosley don’t even exchange any dialogue with each other! I cannot recommend
this movie. 3/10 stars.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070782/?ref_=rvi_tt
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