Adult Animated Movie
#2
Synopsis: Glowing
green orb creates mayhem amidst pulsating rock soundtrack and gratuitous nudity.
Blurb From the VHS
Jacket: “A universe of mystery. A universe of magic. A universe of awesome
good.... and terrifying evil.”
What Did I Learn?:
Apparently, large-breasted women exist in every corner of the galaxy.
You Might Like This
Movie If: You appreciate any heavy metal.
Really?: 1) See: “What Did I Learn?” and “Synopsis” 2) Funny how this was a
Canadian production, yet producer Ivan Reitman didn’t include a single piece of
music from a Canadian artist. 3) So, everyone really, really wants to possess
the Loc-Nor, even though the simple act of touching it causes instant death.
Um....what’s the attraction, exactly? 4) Hold on – the Loc-Nor is destroyed in
another dimension, thereby destroying it on Earth in the present day? So, how
does it wind up on Earth in the future? Come to think of it, how does the
little girl become the next Terrakian? I thought one had to be descended from a
certain family on another planet, and....oh, I give up.
Rating: I have to
give Heavy Metal a rather mixed
review. On the one hand, the film is highly imaginative, visually stunning, and
packed with great tunes. On the other hand, Heavy
Metal is also rather juvenile (see: “What
Did I Learn”), extremely violent and disturbing, and the plot – such as it
is - eventually stops making sense (see: “Really?”).
Moreover, the vignettes and
accompanying animation are wildly uneven – some of them work, and some of them
certainly don’t. 6/10 stars.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509/?ref_=rvi_tt
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